With Apologies to The Bealtes...

Francis turns the Church into a marketplace

Walter is the agent with the plan

Francis says to Walter

"Oh, you are two-faced!

That Pentin interview pissed off the Africans!"

B-E-R

G-O-G

L-I-O

Aaaggh!

Ah, do the Bergoglio

B-E-R

G-O-G

L-I-O

Aaaggh!

Ah, do the Bergoglio

Francis takes his doctrine over to Raymond

Raymond says, "This spits in Our Lord's Face",

Francis says to Raymond, "You Pelagian!
Clear out your desk and then just clear out of the place."

B-E-R

G-O-G

L-I-O

Aaaggh!

Ah, do the Bergoglio

B-E-R

G-O-G

L-I-O

Aaaggh!

Ah, do the Bergoglio

In a couple of years they have built their Rome, sweet Rome

With a herd of heretics running in the Square

And heading Congregations...

Happy never after in the Catholic Church

Sold to one David Rockefeller

Emptied of Her doctrine

She's an NGO

Thank Francis, Walter, Marx, Freud, Darwin and Oscar

B-E-R

G-O-G

L-I-O

Aaaggh!

Ah, do the Bergoglio

B-E-R

G-O-G

L-I-O

Aaaggh!

Ah, do the Bergoglio

In a couple of years they have built their Rome, sweet Rome

With a herd of heretics running in the Square

And heading Congregations...

Happy never after in the Catholic Church

Sold to one David Rockefeller

Emptied of Her doctrine

She’s an NGO

Thank Francis, Freud, Walter, Marx, Darwin and Oscar

And if you want some fun

Call Monsignor Ricca

If you can't laugh what can you do?