Defending the Holy Faith isn't easy. There are times in life when you've just got to 'getaway'. That's why Bespoke Priestholes Ltd have been offering our unique, high-quality brand to parishes for nearly five centuries, adapting buildings both new and old to add sanctuary and security to the life of clergy.
Since Tudor times, Bespoke Priestholes Ltd have offered a range of in-house ecclesiastical hiding holes to the clergy in England and Wales, promising a discreet service, impeccable finishing touches and a variety of internal retreat holes in basements, bookcases, walls and lofts and all at a price that won't go through the roof.
Take advantage of Bespoke Priestholes Ltd's 'Year of Mercy' discounts, with as much as 20% off our top range of priestly sanctuaries for the Extraordinary Year, during which it is promised that 'Catholic fundamentalists' will be 'combated'. We've heard that kind of language before. Our carpenters are ready. Are you? Our prices cannot be beaten.
Don't wait for persecution, expect it. We're on hand to deliver the holes that can deliver you from your enemies. With over 500 years of experience, we've got the expertise that can come to your assistance.
In times of persecution.
In times of peace.
Choose Bespoke Priestholes Ltd.
Bespoke Priestholes Ltd.
Because you never know who's going to knock on your Presbytery door.
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